Monthly Archives: August 2014

BIZARRO EXCLUSIVE: A COMPLETELY BIASED AND ARBITRARY APPRAISAL OF THE THREE WORCESTER CITY MANAGER CANDIDATES

OKAY, SO FIVE CANDIDATES LAST TIME WERE FROM RETSECROW, NOT WORCESTER. TURNS IN WE HAVE REAL FINAL CANDIDATES NOW.  SO ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU A FIRST LOOK AT THE CANDIDATES SO THAT YOUR QUESTIONS AND CONCERNS CAN BE ADEQUATELY IGNORED BY PHIL PALMIERI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

READ ON AND BE UNINFORMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BETTER TO HAVE LOST JIM POLITO THAN LOVED…

THERE AM A MAN WHO HAVE UNDONE THE IMPOSSIBLE. HE STOLE MY BLACKENED BIZARRO HEART!!!!!!!!!

HIS PEDIGREE AM NOT LEGENDARY IN SPRINGFIELD!!!!! COVERED MOLLY BISH CASE!!!!!! UNCOVERED CORRUPTION!!!!!!!! STAUNCH UNION STEWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THEN TO WORCESTER WHERE HE HAD THE GREATEST HONOR OF ALL: OPENING ACT FOR JORDAN LEVY.

ME WERE THERE TO SEE HIM RAISE THE PROFILE OF OCCUPY WORCESTER BY BRILLIANTLY OUTFLANKING THEM, A MOVE WHICH PAID OFF DIVIDENDS IN 2012 WHEN BIZARRO MITT ROMNEY WON THE BIZARRO PRESIDENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND OH, TO HAVE BEEN THERE TO SEE THE PINNACLE OF HIS CAREER, WHEN HE GOT INTO A SHOUTING MATCH WITH TWO-BIT RAG COLUMNISTS DIANNE WILLIAMSON AND JANICE HARVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO COULD HOLD SUCH A PLACE IN MY HEART, NOT UNLIKE A MECHANICAL VALVE??????

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JIM POLITO.

EVER SINCE HE GO TO FOX 25 TO SHACK UP WITH THAT HUSSY MARIA STEPHANOS, MY LIFE HAVE BEEN WITH MEANING!!!!!!!

WHAT CAN ME DO TO BRING HIM BACK TO WORCESTER???? HOW CAN ME DEMONSTRATE MY TRUE LOVE FOR HIM SO THAT HE WILL STAY HERE AND NOT JUST COME TO REPORT WHEN WE GET MORE THAN A FOOT OF SNOW AGAIN OR AN ICE STORM OR HAVE ANY SORT OF THING HAPPENING IN WORCESTER THAT THEY WANT TO COVER BUT DON’T WANT TO SEND ANYONE IMPORTANT TO???????????

ME WILL SHARE MY LOVE THE ONLY WAY ME KNOW HOW…

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INACCESSIBILITY INITIATIVES

WHEN YOU TRY TO NOT GET AROUND WORCESTER THESE DAYS, THERE AM PROBLEMS. CROSSING THE STREET AT WORCESTER COMMON AM NOT UNLIKE GAME OF FROGGER!!! THE NEW WORCESTER COMMON ITSELF AM SO INACCESSIBLE THANKS TO BEING SO UNFINISHED YOU WOULD NOT THINK IT WERE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE!!!!!! THE RUINS OF OUR BRUTALIST PAST STILL TOWER OVER DOWNTOWN WORCESTER NOT UNLIKE GHOST OF WELTON BECKET HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!

BUT IT COULD BE BETTER, COULDN’T IT NOT?

INDEED, WHAT WORCESTER NEEDS AM MORE UGLY FENCES, MORE DANGEROUS INTERSECTIONS AND EVEN MORE CONFOUNDING WAYS THE VERY STREETS OF WORCESTER CAN FLIP OFF BOTH CITIZENS AND VISITORS ALIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS AM WHY IT GIVE ME GREAT DISPLEASURE TO PRESENT A NEW MULTITRILLION-DOLLAR INACCESSIBILITY INITIATIVE FROM THE EVIL TWIN SISTER CITY OF RETSECROW:

“WAYLOSING”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BIZARRO EXCLUSIVE: YOU WILL NOT NOT BELIEVE WHO AM TOP 5 CANDIDATES FOR WORCESTER CITY MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR FIRST POST ON BLOG, ME OFFER BIZARRO EXCLUSIVE: STUFF YOU ALREADY READ IF YOU COMING HERE FROM TWITTER!!!!!!!

AS YOU MAY NOT OR MAY NOT KNOW, WE AM SWORN TO SECRECY REGARDING THE TOP 5 CANDIDATES FOR CITY MANAGER HERE IN WORCESTER. WHICH AM WHY ME AM REVEALING THEM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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