INACCESSIBILITY INITIATIVES

WHEN YOU TRY TO NOT GET AROUND WORCESTER THESE DAYS, THERE AM PROBLEMS. CROSSING THE STREET AT WORCESTER COMMON AM NOT UNLIKE GAME OF FROGGER!!! THE NEW WORCESTER COMMON ITSELF AM SO INACCESSIBLE THANKS TO BEING SO UNFINISHED YOU WOULD NOT THINK IT WERE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE!!!!!! THE RUINS OF OUR BRUTALIST PAST STILL TOWER OVER DOWNTOWN WORCESTER NOT UNLIKE GHOST OF WELTON BECKET HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!

BUT IT COULD BE BETTER, COULDN’T IT NOT?

INDEED, WHAT WORCESTER NEEDS AM MORE UGLY FENCES, MORE DANGEROUS INTERSECTIONS AND EVEN MORE CONFOUNDING WAYS THE VERY STREETS OF WORCESTER CAN FLIP OFF BOTH CITIZENS AND VISITORS ALIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS AM WHY IT GIVE ME GREAT DISPLEASURE TO PRESENT A NEW MULTITRILLION-DOLLAR INACCESSIBILITY INITIATIVE FROM THE EVIL TWIN SISTER CITY OF RETSECROW:

“WAYLOSING”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE $3 MILLION PLAN HAVE ALREADY MET IRE OF A MEMBER OF COUNCIL!!! IRE AM ALWAYS HELPFUL FOR PUBLIC PROJECTS!!!!!!!! LIKE GREASE THAT MAKES COGS OF GOVERNMENT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN FLY OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME ALSO LIKE ART DIRECTION ON MASTERFUL POWERPOINT PROJECT PROPOSAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAMS “GENERIC FORGETTABLE MARKERS”, GOOD FOR ALL THE UNIMPORTANT DRUDGERY IN OUR UNFAIR CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WHAT ABOUT WHERE MARKERS AM NOT GOING???????? WE NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL WE NEED TO DO AM THROW ANOTHER $300 TRILLION AT WAYLOSING AND WE CAN PUT SIGNS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! ONE FOR EACH CULTURAL TREASURE OF WORCESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THINK OF ALL THE TREASURES WE CAN HIGHLIGHT LIKE…

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TURTLE BOY!!!!!!!!

 

 

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THE CORNER OF PARK AVE AND CHANDLER STREET!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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KELLEY SQUARE ON ELECTION DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

AND OF COURSE…

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… THE HOTEL VERNON.

 

LET THIS NOT BE A LESSON!!!! NEVER REMEMBER THAT WHEN EVERYTHING IN THE CITY AM A CULTURAL MARKER DENOTED WITH A MUNICIPAL COMMITTEE-APPROVED MARKER, THE MEANING GET WATERED DOWN MORE THAN DRINKS AT WONDER BAR!!!!!!!!!! WHO NEEDS TO TALK TO PEOPLE ON STREET WHEN SIGN WITH ENTRY RIPPED FROM WIKIPEDIA WILL DO JUST FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND TAKE IT NOT FROM BIZARRO LUKES: NEVER GET PUBLIC INVOLVED AS TO WHAT LANDMARKS DESERVE SIGNS!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO PEOPLE LIVING IN A NEIGHBORHOOD KNOW ABOUT THEIR OWN LANDMARKS??????? WHO CARES WHAT THEY WANT TO SHARE WITH PEOPLE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO VISIT THIS CITY???????????????????

 

NEXT WEEK ME WILL NOT TAKE A LOOK AT PUBLIC ART ON MARKERS DRIVERS WILL NEVER SEE BECAUSE THEY AM GOING TOO FAST… AND PEDESTRIANS WILL NEVER SEE BECAUSE WE PUT THEM WELL OUT OF THE WAY OF THOSE FILTHY PLEBIANS!!!!!

PUBLIC ART: NOT ART, NOT FOR PUBLIC!!!!! PERFECT FOR BIZARRO WORCESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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