BETTER TO HAVE LOST JIM POLITO THAN LOVED…

THERE AM A MAN WHO HAVE UNDONE THE IMPOSSIBLE. HE STOLE MY BLACKENED BIZARRO HEART!!!!!!!!!

HIS PEDIGREE AM NOT LEGENDARY IN SPRINGFIELD!!!!! COVERED MOLLY BISH CASE!!!!!! UNCOVERED CORRUPTION!!!!!!!! STAUNCH UNION STEWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THEN TO WORCESTER WHERE HE HAD THE GREATEST HONOR OF ALL: OPENING ACT FOR JORDAN LEVY.

ME WERE THERE TO SEE HIM RAISE THE PROFILE OF OCCUPY WORCESTER BY BRILLIANTLY OUTFLANKING THEM, A MOVE WHICH PAID OFF DIVIDENDS IN 2012 WHEN BIZARRO MITT ROMNEY WON THE BIZARRO PRESIDENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND OH, TO HAVE BEEN THERE TO SEE THE PINNACLE OF HIS CAREER, WHEN HE GOT INTO A SHOUTING MATCH WITH TWO-BIT RAG COLUMNISTS DIANNE WILLIAMSON AND JANICE HARVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO COULD HOLD SUCH A PLACE IN MY HEART, NOT UNLIKE A MECHANICAL VALVE??????

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JIM POLITO.

EVER SINCE HE GO TO FOX 25 TO SHACK UP WITH THAT HUSSY MARIA STEPHANOS, MY LIFE HAVE BEEN WITH MEANING!!!!!!!

WHAT CAN ME DO TO BRING HIM BACK TO WORCESTER???? HOW CAN ME DEMONSTRATE MY TRUE LOVE FOR HIM SO THAT HE WILL STAY HERE AND NOT JUST COME TO REPORT WHEN WE GET MORE THAN A FOOT OF SNOW AGAIN OR AN ICE STORM OR HAVE ANY SORT OF THING HAPPENING IN WORCESTER THAT THEY WANT TO COVER BUT DON’T WANT TO SEND ANYONE IMPORTANT TO???????????

ME WILL SHARE MY LOVE THE ONLY WAY ME KNOW HOW…

… WITH A PLUG.

 

 

 

 

 

 

FOR ME.

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT, WERE YOU NOT EXPECTING SOME SORT OF ODE TO HIM????? FORGET NOT IT!!!!! MY DAYS OF NOT PINING OVER THAT DREW CAREY WANNABE AM NOT OVER!!!!!!! HE AM NOT JUST YESTERDAY’S NEWS, HE AM YESTERDAY’S NEWS FROM TELEGRAMTOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BESIDES, NOW ME HAVE A NEW ONE UNTRUE LOVE…

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ONE OF THE ALL-TIME GREATEST ACTIVISTS IN WORCESTER, STEVE QUIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(WHAT CAN ME NOT SAY????? ME CANNOT NOT RESIST A SEXY MAGENTA MIDTONE.)

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