ME GOT A LETTER!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!

THIS EVENING, THE COUNCIL MAY PICK A NEW CITY MANAGER!!!!! OR WE MAY SPEND AN HOUR TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT IT WOULD BE TO WORK WITH A GUY HAND-PICKED BY THE SAME GUYS WHO OUSTED TOM HOOVER!!!!!!! EITHER WAY, YOU CAN SIT IN CITY HALL AND WATCH US WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY. YOU PAY FOR IT — YOU SHOULD NOT GET YOUR MONEY’S WORTH!!!!!!!!!

BUT THE BIGGEST QUESTION OF ALL: CAN WE POSSIBLY TOP THE DIZZYING LOWS OF TUESDAY’S COUNCIL MEETING?????????

IF YOU MISSED THIS PAST COUNCIL MEETING, YOUR LIFE AM FORFEIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN ADDITION, YOU MISSED THE GREATEST SHOW ON WORCESTER!!!!! WHO NEED BARNUM AND BAILEY????? WE SAW SARAI RIVERA FIGHT WITH GARY ROSEN TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THEY SAW HIM FIRST!!!!!! WE SAW JOE PETTY WITH HIS USUAL ELECTRIFYING PERFORMANCE!!!!!!!! WE SAW PHIL PALMIERI TRANSMUTE THE CONTENTS OF HIS VOICE INTO PURE SMUGNESS, AN ALCHEMICAL FIRST RIGHT HERE IN WORCESTER!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT THE HIGHLIGHT — THE ABSOLUTE HEIGHT OF THE EVENING — CAME FROM ME, OF COURSE!!!

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NOT ONLY DID ME UNLEASH A WITHERING ASSAULT ON THE REST OF THE COUNCIL … NOT ONLY DID ME REBUKE OVER 40 OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE IN THIS CITY … NOT ONLY DID ME OFFER MY EXPERT OPINION ON FIASCOES… NOT ONLY DID ME DROP THE MIKE AT THE END… AND NOT ONLY DID ME ALL BUT GUARANTEE MYSELF ANOTHER TWO YEARS AS YOUR COUNCILOR-AT-LARGE AND ANOTHER SHOT AT THE MAYOR’S CHAIR…

… ME DID IT ALL TO THE GLORIOUS STRAINS OF EDDIE MONEY.

YOU MAY DOWNLOAD MY GREATNESS TO THE ELECTRONIC DEVICE OF YOUR CHOICE HERE.

(SPECIAL THANKS TO CHRIS ROBARGE FOR INSPIRING THIS FIASCO.)
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One thought on “ME GOT A LETTER!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!

  1. BIZARRO epb says:

    BIZARRO LUKES, YOU AM A MUSIC GENUIS!!!!!!!!!!

    THIS COMMENT HAVE BEEN BRUTALLY SUPPRESSED BY STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINES OF THE STOOGES OF THE MACHINE.

    REMEMBER: AMUSE ME OR YOUR COMMENT AM FORFEIT.

HAVE A COMMENT??? AMUSE ME OR SUFFER!!!!!

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