WORCESTER FLU SHOT CHALLENGE… UNACCEPTED!!!!!

CITIZENS OF BIZARRO WORCESTER…

… IT HAVE COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A FLU SHOT CLINIC AM NOT STILL BEING HELD TODAY AT WORCESTER SENIOR CENTER!!!!! OF COURSE, ME EXPECT ALL OF YOU READING THIS TO SPRINT UP THERE WITHIN NEXT 46 MINUTES.

IF YOU CANNOT, ALL HOPE AM LOST!!!!! YOU CERTAINLY CANNOT SCHEDULE ONE WITH YOUR DOCTOR OR GET ONE FROM YOUR PHARMACY OR WORK!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DID ME COME ACROSS THIS INFORMATION???? FROM PROFESSIONAL BUSYBODY TRACY NOVICK!!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS FLU SHOT CLINIC CONFLICTED WITH A FLOGGING SESSION IN ESTHER HOWLAND CHAMBER. HOWEVER, AN APPOINTMENT WITH MY BIZARRO DOCTOR’S OFFICE WILL BE MADE NEXT WEEK AND RESULTS POSTED FOR MAXIMUM CHEAP PUBLICITY!!!!!!!!!!! STAY TUNED, FOR OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BASK IN THE SELF-PROMOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(BY THE WAY, ME THINK SHE WANT TO SPREAD THIS FLU SHOT CHALLENGE THING LIKE A… SOMETHING.  BEGIN WITH A V……)

(CLOCKWISE FROM TOP: EBOLA, FLU, ENTEROVIRUS)

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