Monthly Archives: November 2014

PUBLIC ART FROM BIZARRO WORCESTER SEARCH RESULTS!!!!!

WE IN BIZARRO WORCESTER RECOGNIZE THE NEED FOR PUBLIC ART DEVELOPED BY SOMETHING OTHER THAN A COMMITTEE. WE ALSO RECOGNIZE THE NEED TO SHAMELESSLY SELF-PROMOTE AT ALL POSSIBLE TIMES!!!!! IN PARTICULAR, WE NEED TO MAXIMIZE OUR SEARCH RESULTS FOR THINGS NO REASONABLE PEOPLE WOULD SEARCH FOR… YET COME TO OUR PAGE FOR IRREGARDLESS!!!!!!!!!!

THEREFORE, IN AN EFFORT TO COMBINE THE TWO AS WELL AS PROVIDE A LOW-EFFORT UPDATE BEFORE MY BIZARRO HIATUS, IT AM WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF PRIDE POSSIBLE THAT WE PRESENT TO YOU UNWORTHY SLOBS THE FOLLOWING:

 

“SELECTED BIZARRO WORCESTER GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS”

A PENTYCH BY SEKUL ANITNATSNOK

2014

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BIZARRO HIATUS BEGINS NOVEMBER 21ST!!!!!

BE ADVISED THAT ME WILL BE ON BIZARRO HIATUS STARTING FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 2014.

BUT FEAR NOT NOT, READERS!!! BIZARRO WORCESTER SHALL RETURN IN DECEMBER WITH EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE OF THE SHREWSBURY SPECIAL ELECTION TO REPLACE STATE REPRESENTATIVE MATT BEATON, INCLUDING ODDS-ON FAVORITE ARTEMAS WARD!!!!!!!!!

UNTIL THEN…

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HOW DID ME GET HERE????? WHAT DO THIS BUTTON DO?????????

SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ME SINCE MY ENTRY INTO THIS WORLD IN 2011. OTHERS MAY SIMPLY BE WONDERING WHY ME CAN’T STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

WELL IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN WONDERING THIS, THEN THIS AM YOUR UNLUCKY DAY!!!!! BECAUSE ME CAN’T DECIDE BETWEEN SOFT-HITTING ESSAYS FULL OF HORRIBLE PUNS AND SELF-INDULGENT PARAGRAPHS ABOUT THE SOUTH WORCESTER INDUSTRIAL PARK OR KARYN POLITO’S CYBERNETIC ARM OF JUSTICE, THE ANSWERS YOU NEVER WANTED SHALL NOW BE QUESTIONED… TODAY!!!!!!!

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE LEAST EXCITING STORY OF ALL TIME: AN ORIGIN STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BIZARRO WORCESTER ELECTION RESULTS RODEO!!!!!

THE VOTES HAVE NOT BEEN TALLIED, AND A MANDATE HAVE NOT BEEN ISSUED. CHARLIE BAKER SHALL BE THE NEXT GOVERNOR OF MASSACHUSETTS, AND MARTHA COAKLEY SHALL BE THE NEXT MINDSETTER FOR GOLOCALWORCESTER.

VOTING. VOTING NEVER CHANGES.

BUT WHAT DO ALL THESE NUMBERS MEAN TO YOU, THE PLEBIAN??? IF YOU MANAGED NOT TO VOTE, THEN PREPARE TO BE SOCIALLY OSTRACIZED FOR THE REST OF THIS BLOG POST, LOSER!!!!! IF YOU DID, THEN PREPARE TO SEE A NUMBER OF ARBITRARILY CHOSEN AWARDS DESIGNED TO BOTH ENTHRALL AND GET HITS ON GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!

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