PUBLIC ART FROM BIZARRO WORCESTER SEARCH RESULTS!!!!!

WE IN BIZARRO WORCESTER RECOGNIZE THE NEED FOR PUBLIC ART DEVELOPED BY SOMETHING OTHER THAN A COMMITTEE. WE ALSO RECOGNIZE THE NEED TO SHAMELESSLY SELF-PROMOTE AT ALL POSSIBLE TIMES!!!!! IN PARTICULAR, WE NEED TO MAXIMIZE OUR SEARCH RESULTS FOR THINGS NO REASONABLE PEOPLE WOULD SEARCH FOR… YET COME TO OUR PAGE FOR IRREGARDLESS!!!!!!!!!!

THEREFORE, IN AN EFFORT TO COMBINE THE TWO AS WELL AS PROVIDE A LOW-EFFORT UPDATE BEFORE MY BIZARRO HIATUS, IT AM WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF PRIDE POSSIBLE THAT WE PRESENT TO YOU UNWORTHY SLOBS THE FOLLOWING:

 

“SELECTED BIZARRO WORCESTER GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS”

A PENTYCH BY SEKUL ANITNATSNOK

2014

 

I. EYE OF ED

EYE OF ED

II. JOHN RODEO

JOHN RODEO

III. MARIA STEPHANOS FEET

MARIA STEPHANOS FEET

IV. DREAM BOYS

DREAM BOYS

V. TARBLE BOY SPORTS

TARBLE BOY SPORTS

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE THESE PIECES OF PUBLIC ART AS YOU SEE FIT, SO LONG AS YOU FIRST FILL OUT THE NECESSARY 1000-PAGE FORM AT THE CITY CLERK’S OFFICE.

AND BE SURE TO BE THANKFUL FOR BIZARRO WORCESTER THIS THANKSGIVING, LEST OUR TAX ASSESSORS DEEM YOUR UGLY HOUSEĀ TO BE WORTH 47 BAJILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!

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One thought on “PUBLIC ART FROM BIZARRO WORCESTER SEARCH RESULTS!!!!!

  1. PROBABLY SPAM BUT WHATEVER says:

    The very heart of your writing while appearing agreeable originally, did not really settle perfectly with me after some time. Someplace throughout the paragraphs you actually managed to make me a believer but only for a short while. I still have a problem with your jumps in assumptions and one would do well to fill in all those gaps. If you can accomplish that, I will certainly end up being fascinated.

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