Monthly Archives: January 2015

MINOR MEDIA COVERAGE FOR BIZARRO WORCESTER!!!!!!!!!!

LAST OF ALL, WE APOLOGIZE AGAIN FOR THE DELAYS IN OUR COVERAGE OF ARTEMAS WARD’S ALTERNATE-UNIVERSE CAMPAIGN IN OUR “LET’S PLAY” (MORE LIKE RETSUPURAE, AM ME NOT RIGHT) OF THE KOEI MILITARY STRATEGY GAME LIBERTY OR DEATH. BIZARRO BOSTON MAYOR HSLAW YTRAM AND WE HAVE BEEN NEGOTIATING THE MAXIMUM ANNOYANCE TO WORCESTER CITIZENS IN PREPARATION FOR HIS MANDATORY PROPOSED BID TO HOST THE 2024 OLYMPICS IN BOSTON!!!!!!!!!! WE MADE SURE TO ADMIRE HIS TASTE IN ARCHITECTURE, OFF COURSE…

REGULARLY SCHEDULED OPPRESSION SHALL ENSUE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

SECOND, MINOR MEDIA ORGANIZATION HENCHMAN TOM QUINN OF WORCESTER “MAGAZINE” SPOKE WITH A BIZARRO CITIZEN WHO CLEARLY LEFT ROGUE!!!!! WE SHALL DO THE RIGHT THING AND PRETEND IT WERE OUR IDEA ALL ALONG AND PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY PLUG OUR INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE THANK TOM QUINN FOR HIS TIME, WHICH WE SHALL NOW PROMPTLY FORGET ABOUT.

IF YOU HAVE NOT COME LOOKING FOR THE ARTICLE QUOTED BY CITIZEN QUINN REGARDING THE 2014 MASSACHUSETTS RACE FOR GOVERNOR, HERE IT AM!!!!! AND NOTE THAT WE, THE GREATEST PUNDIT IN THE UNIVERSE, MANAGED TO FIND THE ONE ASPECT OF THE 2014 RACE EVERYONE COULD AGREE ON:

SCOTT LIVELY BLOWS.

IN THE MEANTIME, STAY APATHETIC, CITIZENS OF BIZARRO WORCESTER!!!!! WE SHALL OVERCOME!! AND BY WE, WE MEAN NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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