BIZARRO INFOGRAPHICS: THE 2015 WORCESTER DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS SNOW BUDGET

IT HAVE BEEN RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THAT THE CITY PAID $6,266,190 FOR SNOW REMOVAL THIS PAST WINTER, OVERRUNNING ITS BUDGET BY OVER $2 MILLION. THEREFORE, CITY MANAGER AND BIGSHOT-IN-CHIEF ED AUGUSTUS JR WISHES FOR PERMISSION TO SPEND THE MONEY THE CITY ALREADY SPENT.

THE CITY MANAGER SHALL BE GIVING A REPORT TO THE COUNCIL TOMORROW, AND DPW COMMISSIONER PAUL MOOSEY SHALL DETAIL WHERE THIS MONEY HAVE BEEN SPENT WHILE GAMELY TRYING TO CONVINCE PHIL PALMIERI THAT HE AM NOT, IN FACT, BOB MOYLAN.

HOWEVER…

IN A FEAT OF JOURNALISTIC TRIUMPH WORTHY OF A POST ON THIS BLOG, BIZARRO WORCESTER HAVE RECENTLY ACQUIRED AN ADVANCE COPY OF THE DPW REPORT!!!!!! WE SHALL NOW PROVIDE TO YOU THIS DATA IN A TOUR DE FORCE THAT ALL THE COOL REPUTABLE NEWS SOURCES AM DOING THESE DAYS…

A POORLY RESEARCHED INFOGRAPHIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

CLICK ON THE INFOGRAPHIC AND BASK IN OUR INFORMATIVE GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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