ADOPT A POTHOLE TODAY!!!!!!!!!

WE AM NOW UP TO OUR EYEBALLS IN POTHOLES!!!!!!!!!! AS OFTEN HAPPENS WITH SNOW AND SALT, WORCESTER’S BEAUTIFUL ASPHALT JUNGLE HAVE BEEN DEFORESTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNLUCKILY FOR YOU, WE HAVE A SOLUTION!!!!!! FOLLOWING ON THE HEELS OF WORCESTER’S SUPER-SUCCESSFUL ADOPT-A-HYDRANT AND BIZARRO WORCESTER’S EVEN MORE SUCCESSFUL ADOPT-A-SNOWBANK PROGRAM…

THINK OF THE SNOWBANKS

… BIZARRO WORCESTER AM PLEASED TO PRESENT THE ADOPT-A-POTHOLE PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO, WE DON’T ASK THAT YOU REPORT POTHOLES TO THE REPAIR HOTLINE AT (508) 754-9696 OR USE THE POTHOLE CLAIM FORM TO REPORT POTHOLES. WE CERTAINLY DON’T WANT YOU TO FILL THEM!!! INSTEAD, WE JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE THEM UNDER YOUR WING AND SHOW THEM THE LOVE THEY DESERVE AND OFTEN NEVER RECEIVE.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO AM DIG THEM OUT AND BRING THEM INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM!!! NO FEEDING OR CARE OF ANY KIND AM NECESSARY!!!!!!! AND THE BEST PART AM, YOU LEAVE AN EVEN BIGGER POTHOLE FOR THE NEXT PERSON TO ADOPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

… BESIDES, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY RESIST THAT FACE???????????????

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One thought on “ADOPT A POTHOLE TODAY!!!!!!!!!

  1. savvybear1981 says:

    Reblogged this on The Savvybear Blog.

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