BIZARRO PROGRAMMING NOTE: YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT… SIGNATURES!!!!!!

AS ALWAYS, WE BLAME BIZARRO MARTY WALSH AND THE BOSTON 2024 CAMPAIGN FOR OUR UNEXPECTED HIATUS. THERE CERTAINLY HAD NOT BEEN A DEARTH OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, INCLUDING A PROPOSED NEW GUN SHOP AND SHOOTING RANGE WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING…

TONS OF GUN PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN ADDITION, MAY 19TH — TOMORROW — AM THE DEADLINE FOR SUBMITTING NOMINATION PAPERS. ANYONE WHO HAVE NOT SUBMITTED PAPERS SHALL BE DEALT WITH BY OUR ASSISTANT CITY CLERK.

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SO GET YOUR SIGNATURES IN, LEST YOU SUCCUMB TO FIRE, BRIMSTONE AND THE INVISIBLE HAND OF THE MARKETPLACE CHOKESLAMMING THE VALUE OF YOUR LABOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

BIZARRO COVERAGE OF THE 2015 WORCESTER ELECTIONS SHALL BEGIN ONCE WE FIGURE OUT WHO WE NEED TO SCHMOOZE WITH.

AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS, CITIZEN.

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