WE HAVE RECEIVED WORD THAT MR. MICHAEL MCAULIFFE BECAME THE NEW HEAD COACH OF WORCESTER’S SOUTH HIGH SCHOOL COLONELS, HAVING PAST SERVED AS AN ASSISTANT COACH FOR SEVERAL YEARS. INSTEAD OF RISKING ARREST BY CLOGGING UP STREETS AS IN YEARS PAST WITH RAMBUNCTIOUS YOUTH UNDER THE AGE OF 60, HE INSTEAD SHOCKINGLY TOOK A 21ST-CENTURY APPROACH TO FUNDING!!!!!
MEH, WHAT THE HEY. WE CONCEDE THE FLOOR:
My name is Michael McAuliffe and I am the new Head Coach for the Varsity Boys Football Team at South High Community School in Worcester Massachusetts. As the new Head Coach I would like to start the program off on the right foot and begin to establish a positive culture needed to be successful on and off the football field. I have taken an inventory of the equipment and supplies that the team has to work with and I was very disappointed. We are in dire need of blocking shields, stepover bags, blocking sleds, jerseys, footballs, and much more. We are planning on putting together as many fundraisers as we can this season but we still need a lot of help. My main goal is for the student athletes on the South High Football Team to become young men that value hard work, friendship, sportsmanship, and selflessness. Any help that you can provide will go a long way in reaching our goal and improving the lives of the young men at South High Community School.
The South High Football Team
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