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WE HAVE DEPOSED THE OLD RULER OF BIZARRO WORCESTER, MASSACHUSETTS… BIZARRO LUKES.

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CITIZEN SEKUL ANITNATSNOK SERVED HER PURPOSE FOR FOUR YEARS. SHE HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT: A COLUMN IN THE WORCESTER HERALD.

 

IN THE INTEREST OF UNFAIRNESS, WE SHALL PROCEED WITH A NEW LEADER. SOMEONE WHO CAN TRULY BRING BIZARRO WORCESTER INTO THE 20TH CENTURY.

 

WE NOW PRESENT OUR NEW UNDISPUTED LEADER, THE CITY MANAGER AND SUPREME EMPEROR OF RETSECROW…

BIZARRO MCGRATH

 

BIZARRO MCGRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

HTARGCM J. SICNARF (OR BIZARRO MCGRATH, AS HIS FRIENDS WITHOUT A DOUBLED UVULA CALL HIM) WERE ELECTED UNDER THE LIE THAT HE SHALL TAKE THE PROGRESS WORCESTER HAVE MADE OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS AND UNDO IT!!!!!

SKYSCRAPERS????? MORE LIKE THREE-DECKERS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CITYSQUARE??? TRY AN EVEN BIGGER GALLERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PROSPERITY FOR SOME!!!!! POTHOLES FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

SO ORDERED ABOVE THE SEAL OF RETSECROW.

 

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  1. bizarrolukes says:

    WARNING: COMMENTS WILL BE BRUTALLY ENFORCED FOR QUALITY, QUANTITY AND NUMBER OF WORDS CONTAINING THE LETTER Q. ANYTHING THAT DO NOT MEET MY BIZARRO STANDARDS SHALL FACE MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Bobbie Chase says:

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