COMMENT POLICY

IT HAVE COME TO MY INATTENTION THAT PEOPLE MIGHT WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN DISCUSSION ON THIS BLOG. ALTHOUGH THIS RUN COUNTER TO BIZARRO WORCESTER CORE BELIEFS, WE PERMIT IT IF YOU OBEY THESE RULES:

  1. IN THE INTEREST OF UNFAIRNESS, THIS AM YOUR LAST AND FIRST WARNING.
  2. ALL COMMENTS WILL FACE MODERATION.
  3. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE HEARD.
  4. YOU AM NOT A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE.
  5. IF YOU BELIEVE YOUR COMMENT CAN UNBREAK MY ANTIMATTER HEART (OR AT LEAST AM FUNNY AND/OR INSIGHTFUL), POST. OTHERWISE, YOU TEMPT MY WRATH.
  6. RAMBLING REPLIES SHOULD BE TAKEN AS A COMPLIMENT, AS MY ATTENTION SPAN AM SHORTER THAN ME WANT ICE CREAM CHEAP PLUGH.
  7. IN THE EVENT THAT YOUR COMMENT RECEIVE MY WRATH, DON’T NOT PANIC!!!!! YOU MAY POST AGAIN AT YOUR LEISURE. UNLESS FLAGRANTLY UNWORTHY OF MY MAJESTY, ALL COMMENTS AM EQUALLY UNWELCOME.

LET ME NOT GIVE YOU TWO EXAMPLES!!!!!

UN-GOOD EXAMPLE!!!!!

Wonderful website. A lot of helpful info here. I am sending
it to a few buddies ans also sharing in delicious. And certainly,
thanks in your sweat!

NOTE THE NON-SEQUITUR SENTENCE CONSTRUCTION!!!!! THIS AM CLEARLY A SPAM COMMENT OF SOME KIND, AND IT THEREFORE MAY REMAIN BECAUSE “THANKS IN YOUR SWEAT” AM THE FUNNIEST THING ANYONE HAVE POSTED ON MY BLOG TO DATE!!!!!

UN-BAD EXAMPLE!!!!!

You are a stooge.

ALTHOUGH THIS AM TRUE, WHAT DO IT ADD??? COULD THIS NOT HAVE USED A VISUAL AID??? OR AT LEAST A POKE IN THE EYE??? IF YOU SEE BIZARRO WORCESTER AS A PILE OF GARBAGE, AND YOU SHOULD, WASTE NOT NOT YOUR TIME PEEING ON THE BURNING TIRE STICKING OUT OF THE BASE.

YOU WILL NOT WIN. MY WRATH WILL TRIUMPH IN THE END.

 

 

 

HAPPY COMMENTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 thoughts on “COMMENT POLICY

  1. kiss myass says:

    you suck asshole. this so called blog is the stupidest thing i’ve ever seen.

    • GOOD COMMMENT!!!!!! YOU GAVE AN HONEST OPINION AND BACKED IT UP WITH AN EXPLANATION.

      THIS ALSO GIVE US THE CHANCE TO RAMBLE ABOUT STUFF AND AMUSE OURSELVES WHILE KILLING 15 MINUTES:

      1. PUNCTUATION AM IMPORTANT!!!!!! PERHAPS YOU MEANT TO SAY WE SUCKED AND WERE ASSHOLES, AS OPPOSED TO SUCKING ASSHOLES, WHICH WOULD BE A BETTER INSULT THAN OUR BLOG BEING SO CALLED.

      2. CAPITALIZATION AM IMPORTANT!!!!!! WE USE ALL CAPS, BUT EVEN USING REGULAR CASE WOULD MAKE US CONSIDER CARING YOU THINK OUR BLOG, WHICH AM SO CALLED, AM STUPID.

      3. PROXY SERVERS AM IMPORTANT!!!!!! DID YOU KNOW YOUR COMPUTER AM BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS????????? IT AM TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN PEOPLE FROM BUFFALO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. LORD KNOWS, IT AM PART OF OUR MYSTIQUE THAT GET US TENS OF PAGE VIEWS A WEEK, MOSTLY FROM PEOPLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE GUY BEHIND TURTLEBOY SPORTS AM. HOWEVER, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE ANONYMOUS INSULTS NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT IN 24 HOURS, A PROXY SERVER AM LIKE A BIG RED SIGN TO A SITE ADMIN TO LAUGH EVEN HARDER AT YOUR SO-CALLED INSULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      AND DON’T FORGET TO VOTE BIZARRO WORCESTER FOR BEST BLOG AT WORCESTER MAGAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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