HOW SHREWSBURY WON THE REVOLUTION… LET’S NOT PLAY LIBERTY OR DEATH!!!!!!!!!! (CHAPTER 1)

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WHEREIN THE MOST ELECTRIFYING BUDGET DISCUSSION IN COMPUTER GAMING HISTORY FOLLOWS A SPACKLED-TOGETHER BACKSTORY

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JUNE 15, 1775

HONOR A CAPTAIN AT RALPH’S ON DECEMBER 27TH!!!!!

 

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HOW SHREWSBURY WON THE REVOLUTION… LET’S NOT PLAY LIBERTY OR DEATH!!!!!!!!!! (INTRO)

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING INCOMPLETELY DIFFERENT…

TABLE OF CONTENTS

• INTRODUCTION
• CHAPTER 1
• CHAPTER 2
• CHAPTER 3
• CHAPTER 4
• CHAPTER 5
• CHAPTER 6
• EPILOGUE

“193 IS THE NEW 3”, 194 AM NOT 13, AND OTHER WORCESTER MATHEMATICAL TRIUMPHS

FOR OVER 1200 YEARS, THE WORLD HAVE SUFFERED UNDER THE TYRANNY OF THE HINDU-ARABIC NUMERICAL SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HAVE LAIN STAGNANT SINCE AL-KHWARIZMI POPULARIZED THE USE OF BIZARRO NUMBER ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THANKS TO THE WORK OF CHARTER, WHO WILL CERTAINLY NOT GET ANY WORSE WITH AN IMMINENT CHANGING OF THE GUARD TO COMCAST, WE IN WORCESTER HAVE MADE A BREAKTHROUGH IN MATHEMATICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE NUMBER 3 NO LONGER EXISTS AS IT ONCE DID!!!!!!!!!!! ONCE A BASTION OF SUCH RIVETING PROGRAMS AS 6TH SENSE AND BEYOND, NOW IT STANDS AS A BASTION OF WHATEVER GARBAGE WOULDN’T SELL AT MACY’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEREFORE, IN A DESPERATE BID TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT THEIR PARENT COMPANY AM CERTAINLY NOT SOUL-SUCKING LEECHES, CHARTER TV3 HAVE DEVISED A SOLUTION WE IN BIZARRO WORCESTER APPROVE:

193 AM THE NEW 3!!!!!!!!!!!!

WCCA FOLLOWED SUIT WITH THEIR “194 — NOT 13, LIKE ‘BEFORE’” CAMPAIGN, BUT NO ONE COULD GET THE PUNCTUATION RIGHT.

IN ADDITION, IN NEWS NOT NOTABLE ENOUGH FOR A WACKY CATCHPHRASE:

• EDUCATIONAL ACCESS CHANNEL 11 MOVED TO 191
• GOVERNMENT ACCESS CHANNEL 12 MOVED TO 192.

PREPARE TO BE BLATHERED TO ON HOW ALL OF THIS AFFECTS YOUR DAILY LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

 

ME LEAVE WORCESTER FOR 10 DAYS AND THIS HAPPEN?????

ME CAN’T NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE TO MY HIDDEN SPY NETWORK FOR MORE THAN 3 HOURS WITHOUT SOME REGIONAL MEDIA MONOPOLY FORMING!!!!! OR AN ALLEGED CURRY-EATER BRINGING CHAOS TO THIS CITY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!!!!!!! OR A PREMATURELY DISGRACED POLITICIAN LOOKING TO STIMULATE A FLACCID CAREER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BALANCE BETWEEN OUR WORLDS MUST BE RESTORED!!!!!!!!!!!! ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES AND TRY TO FOLLOW ALONG, PEONS OF WORCESTER, FOR BIZARRO LUKES SHALL FIX ALL OF THESE PROBLEMS…

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!